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Subject: 
Re: Mercy? (Was Re: My Prayer on this National Day of Prayer)
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Date: 
Thu, 27 Sep 2001 14:12:03 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Larry Pieniazek writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Dave Schuler writes:
I predict that I will attach
my name at the bottom of my post--that doesn't make it prophesy.

<snip>

    Dave!
     ^ look!  My prophesy came true!

Wow. A miracle! The Church of Larritarianism IS accepting applications for
prophets, if you're interested. Entrance exam is way less strict than, say,
the Church of the SubGenius.

  In the biz, I believe that's called a wide Prophet Margin.

And for all you other sinners out there, we also accept love offerings. In
fact, show your love by bidding on my current auction and there will be a
Special Reward for you in the next life.

  You had me up until this part--sounds too much like Amway or Scientology
(the latter of which is certainly and irrefutably a religion, and not in any
way a cult dreamed up by a hack SF writer.  I mean, if both Travolta AND
Cruise believe it, it must be true!)

   Dave!



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  Re: Mercy? (Was Re: My Prayer on this National Day of Prayer)
 
(...) <snip> (...) Wow. A miracle! The Church of Larritarianism IS accepting applications for prophets, if you're interested. Entrance exam is way less strict than, say, the Church of the SubGenius. And for all you other sinners out there, we also (...) (23 years ago, 27-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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