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KNIVES, the robot assassin

KNIVES is a highly modified version of the standard android soldier. Three or four units were appropriated by high-ranking officials for bodyguard roles - apparently their AI was a customised version which included a sense of humour (of sorts).


   “You’re in luck, meat sack! Quick deaths are my specialty...”
 

   “Yeah, well I’ve got this afternoon off, so I says to myself, why can’t a vicious attack android go to the amusement park? And then the attendant says to me, ‘yeah that’s all fine and well, but what if you’re on the Mighty Mouse with all the kids and you get excited and start waving your arms around and stuff?”
 

   “Sliced, diced or JULIENNED---”
 

   “Hey, you with the camera!” (Gaaah!)
 

   “What the - oh my god is this BLOOD!... only kiddin ya, I’m just sharpening my blades.”

Builder’s Notes
  • The “angry eyes” are achieved with the handlebars element found on SW speeder bikes (among other things).
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