Mr. Boo-Boo Kitty
Greetings, humon! I am Mr. Boo-Boo Kitty. My humon friends are allowed to
call me Boo-Boo for short. If you say my full name, you have to bow twice
and remove your shoes.
I am also sometimes known as:
Mr. K, Walnut, Boo-Boo Baby, Boo-Boo Bubby, Chubby Bubby, Scubby Bubby,
Boo-Boo Bub-Bubs, Bubby-Boo, Bubbly-Boo, Bubbledy-Boo, Bubby Boo-kins,
Hungry-Boo, Thirsty-Boo, Sleepy-Boo, Sweetie-Boo, Frowny-Boo, Squirmy-Boo,
Slinky-Boo, Stalker-Boo, Pupil-Boo, Happy-Boo.
My Tummy
Check out the cool shaving stripe on my tummy. I went in for an ultrasound
over the summer so they could check on my heart. Luckily my subspace
transmitter didnt interfere with the equipment.
I made a deal with my humon friends that I would get to eat Fancy Feast
twice a day with my Diltiazem and Atenelol heart pills.
Games
I am pretty good at hide and seek:
Now you see me...
| | ...now you dont!
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and very good at pretending to look cute for food while, in actuality,
simply applying an old feline mind trick:
You will...
| | ...give me...
| | ...food now.
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Levitation
I have recently begun practicing the ancient feline technique of levitation.
Not myself, mind you-thats something far beyond my grasp at the moment-but I
have learned to levitate small pieces of food. With a properly positioned
paw and the right frame of mind, its really not as difficult as it looks.
This is me after my first two weeks of intense study:
Rise up, Fooden...
| | No, stay!
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More difficult, of course, is to control the path of the object using only
ones mind-no paws. I am quite pleased with the progress I have made since
then. This is me willing the food to rise:
Rise up, Fooden...
| | ...higher...
| | ...higher!
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But when those pictures were taken, I hadnt quite yet mastered the ability
to will the food all the way into my mouth; lateral control of objects is much
more difficult than vertical control. While I was still learning, I had to
cheat and I use my paws to grab the food as it floated up.
But I quickly discovered that if I lunged forward too quickly, I lost my
concentration-and the food!
Gotcha...
| | ...damn.
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Practice makes perfect. After another few days, I was able to hold a piece of
food directly in front of me for as long as I wanted. Here I am in a feline
zen levitation trance, concentrating my powers. I held that position for
seven hours. Then I took a nap for three days.
Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay.
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The next challenge was mastering paw-eye-mind coordination. It seemed that
no matter how slowly I reached out to grab the food, it still wobbled out of
control.
Gotcha!
| | ...damn.
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Finally after several more days of practice, I mastered the paw-eye-mind
coordination as well as the power to direct the food straight into my mouth
without lifting a finger:
Fooden, Fooden,...
| | Come to Me...
| | For I am...
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| So hungry.
| | I will eat You now.
| | Gotcha!
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My next challenge is to levitate myself. This is a steep challenge, for it
is written that only the strongest minds can do this.
I am strong, I am determined, and I will learn to fly.
I am first focusing on levitating my upper body. Notice how gracefully my
arms float:
I...will...
| | ...float...
| | ...up.
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Writing Home
Sometimes I write messages on the refrigerator. This is how I communicate
with the mothership.
And then I wait for the mothership to respond.
The Long Wait
The mothership is really far away, so it takes a long time to communicate.
I pass the time by sleeping...
(Sometimes I sleep with my eyes open, in case someone is getting food.)
My favorite casual photo
I took this picture myself, when no one was looking... (shhh!)
Muahahaaa...
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