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Kevin Gramlich
Favorite LEGO toys/themes: TOWN, TRAINS, AND TOWN. AND TRAINS. AND TOWN. AND
TOWN AGAIN. AND TRAINS.
My fascination with LEGO began... with a small tub of bricks given to me as a
Christmas gift in 1993. I became re-interested in
1999 after discovering LEGO's 9-volt train system.
I once built... a huge train layout. It still exists, though it
currently resides under a two-inch layer of dust.
Someday I will build... a bigger LEGO train layout than the one I currently
have. Maybe.
LEGO is great because... they make (almost) every other toy ever produced
look like cheap garbage. I'm talkin' to you, G.I.
Joe.
LEGO fans are great because... they understand LEGO's inherent awesomeness.
My favorite Non-LEGO Toys: Rokenbok, K'NEX and BRIO. Everything else is unflinchingly lame.
My favorite Hobbies & Interests: LEGO. SPORTS. SITTING IN THE FRONT SEAT. KICKING IN THE BACK SEAT.
My favorite Foods: Pizza. I could live on the stuff.
My favorite Movies & TV: The Office, That 70's Show (Seasons 1-7 only; Season 8 led to a year-long struggle with chronic dysentery), Trailer Park Boys, and South Park.
My favorite Artists: I have no discernible taste in art, fashion, or literature. Sorry.
My favorite Music: Stone Roses. Beatles. Doors. Slowdive. Tame Impala. A bajillion-and-fifty-eight others. Vampire Weekend.
My favorite Pets & Animals: I have an awesome cat named Monte.
Words which best describe me: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I love it when... the San Jose Sharks make the playoffs. This happens
every year.
I hate it when... the San Jose Sharks get destroyed in the
playoffs. This also happens every year.
I can't seem to get enough... A-1 Steak Sauce. It's that important.
I always seem to have enough... LEGO green plant stems. It's impossible to walk
anywhere in my LEGO room without stepping on the
dreadful things.
I hope I always... have enough LEGO. So far I have enough bricks to
keep me occupied (around 255,000 total).
I wish I could... but I can't, so I won't.
I could never... replace my interest in LEGO with a 'normal' hobby.
I hope I never... have to see the Kansas City Chiefs win a second
Super Bowl. A small piece of my soul would die.
I wish I hadn't... passed up the opportunity to buy several #10002
Club Cars back in mid-2002.
In my craziest moments... I become the great Cornholio. Don't give me
caffeine.
Believe it or not... Nickelback sucks. If you need proof, listen to their
songs.
If I were super-human... I'd quarterback the Raiders to a Super Bowl.
More & Less:
- more is less..., less is more...
- more Patrick Marleau hat tricks., less Sidney Crosby hat tricks.
- more LEGO System and LEGO Technic., less Galidor/Belville/Jack Stone/etc.
Rules I try to live by:
- Don't run on Josh Reddick. You will not succeed where greater souls have failed.
- Deodorant is for wusses.
- Don't eat yellow snow. It's yellow for a reason. You might not like the reason.
Additional comments:
Tim Brown > Lynn Swann. I shouldn't have to remind
people.
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